45 Halloween Instagram Captions

Hey readers,

Do you struggle sometimes to put something on the captions of your Instagram photos for your upcoming Halloween pictures? Well, look no further as I have compiled 45 different and fun captions for you to use during the Halloween season on Instagram. 

General Halloween spookery captions.

Creep it real.

#Squadghouls.

If you've got it, haunt it.

Trick or treat yo'self!

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

 Have a spooktacular night.

Basic Witch.

 No tricks, just treats.

 Let the gourd times roll.

Swish swish, witch.

 Send boos.

 Absolutely fa-boo-lous.

 Shake your BOOty.

 Queen of the Screams.

Bow down, witches.

Film quotes. 

“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”

- Lucy Van Pelt, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

“It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!”

- Max, Hocus Pocus.

"Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble." - William Shakespeare. 

"Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

"Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it."  - Halloeentown, Aggie Cromwell.

"It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" - Hocus Pocus.

"Being normal is vastly overrated." - Halloweentown.

"I am the ghost with the most, babe." - Bettlejuice.

"I'm a mouse, duh!" - Mean Girls. 

"Wanna Play?" - Child Play.

"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." - Halloween.

"We've all got both light and dark inside us..." - Harry Potter.

"It's showtime." - Beetlejuice.

"I am so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - Anne of Greengables.

"There's only 365 days left of Halloween!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Have a  good cackle with these Halloween puns!

"Mummy of the year."

"Happy Howl-oween."

"Give 'em pumpkin to talk about."

"Hello, gourd-geous."

"Eat, drink and be scary."

"Life is gourd."

"Lift your spirits!"

"Too cute to spook."

"Howl you doin'?"

"Oh my gourd!"

"Trick or tequila."

"Come as you aren't."

"A scare is born."

"Hallow-queen."

"Don't be a jerk-o-lantern."

Whatever you do have a skele-ton fun this Halloween.

Cheers for reading X 

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Autumn quotes to fall in love with.

Hey readers, 

Autumn is my favourite month because it is not too cold, you don't need a coat and it makes you feel all cosy and fuzzy. 

What better way to get you in the mood for the current season is good old quotes to fill you with joy. 

So, in this post, I am going to give a treat of the best autumn quotes to make you feel relaxed on a cool autumn day. 

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”

- Albert Camus.

“It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”

― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost.

“Listen! The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves,

We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!”

― Humbert Wolfe.

"Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all."

- Stanley Horowitz.

"How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days."

- John Burroughs.

"Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald.

"Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree."

- Emily Brontë.

"Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale."

- Lauren Destefano.

"Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature."

- Friedrich Nietzsche.

"Autumn passes and one remembers one's reverence."

- Yoko Ono.

"Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits."

- Samuel Butler.

"Designers want me to dress like spring, in billowing things. I don't feel like spring. I feel like a warm red autumn."

- Marilyn Monroe.

What quote do you like about autumn? I love to hear your thoughts in the comment section below. 

Cheers for reading X

8 ways to to stay safe online.

Hey readers, 

The internet is amazing and you can get so much out of it.

 However, it does come with dangers so it is important to be mindful of what you are doing and making sure that it is safe. 

Below I have given you my top 8 tips on how to be online.

1. Personal information. 

A simple rule to stay safe online is don't give out personal information and limit what you share such as your address, mobile number or email address. 

Think before you post online such as videos yourself, once you put out the information out there it is easy for people to see and download. 

Don't befriend people you don't know if you have any concerns talk to someone you trust. 

Remember that not everyone is who they say online so always be cautious. 

2. Careful what you are downloading.

A big thing for cybercriminals to use apps to trick you into downloading that contains malware. It is important to check beforehand if an app is legit and if something doesn't feel right or you don't trust that app then it is best not to. 

3. Invest in a VPN. 

A good thing to invest in a VPN which stands for Virtual Private Network.How VPNs work is by providing a secure and encrypted connection to provide greater security. 

You can access the internet through a remote server and then hiding your real location, browsing history and encrypting your data.

 Overall it gives you to be safe and anonymous and less risk bad happening when browsing the internet. 

4 Look out for the latest scams. 

Scammers occur frequently on the internet. Be mindful of the spelling and the wording of emails, normally the email looks odd and the spelling is dreadful.

 Also when an email is to send it doesn't use your name but something like a dear customer. There is normally a link that the scammer is trying to get you to click on and also desperate for your personal information. 

Finally, the email is done in a text within the picture and the image contains a hyperlink embedded within the image is a bogus site. 

5. Strong passwords. 

A key way to protect your safety online is to create strong passwords. Make the password with 12 characters, including numbers, include & and % and capital letters. 

Make sure you use different passwords instead of one password for each site. 

6. Avoid HTTP websites. 

It is better to avoid HTTP websites and use https as they have a lock and are secure to use. 

7.  Use caution when meeting someone new online. 

Remember to meet people in a public place and make sure that someone knows who you are meeting and when. If something does not feel right walk away and find somewhere safe to call someone. 

8. Internet history.

It is advised to clear browsing history often to maintain your privacy and not hold onto old cookies which can still be used. 

What ways help you keep safe on the internet? I love to hear your thoughts in the comment section down below. 

Cheers for reading X 

Ongoing minefield of parenting

Hey readers,

Sometimes I lie in my bed at four in the morning and I am just staring at the ceiling and my tummy is filled with dread. My thoughts are filled with fear and I wonder how I am going to get through another day as a parent.

I don't feel confident at all and I am always questioning everything. Sometimes, I get annoyed with my husband, how he could allow me to be a parent when I am totally useless. I am always tired and things seem to take a long time to master. I seem to make the same mistakes over and over again.

I am now sitting in my son's assembly hall waiting and feeling yet again that familiar feeling of being a true outcast or black sheep. This feeling is not new to me, it comes frequently where I feel like I am an outsider looking through the glass where I just can't reach through. It feels so close yet so far away.

There are other times when I get jealous of my husband, he can just get things and communicate really well. I am sitting back permanently struggling and my tummy is in knots with anxiety. 

He does try to understand my neurosis bless him but he is the complete opposite of me. I watch on as he mingles and just gets these social rules that I seem to get muddled and fail all the time. I just get things, or I am just an anxious state of a person. 

That is one good thing about summer holidays even though I am dealing with the change but not having to think. I over-analysis I know but at least it gives me a break where I don't have to feel completely sh*t again. I know I will never be one of them, good parents that I so desperately want to be, I mess up it is a natural talent of mine. I just get so fed up with it all and after takes its time.

 It hurts deep and it so damn frustrating. It is a minefield and just getting through the day is a challenge in its self. The thoughts that trigger me are so strong, they keep me awake and let me every time my downfalls. I just need to a breather, time away and not to think that would be totally blissful.

I remember when I was pregnant dreaming of being this type of parent that would swim into motherhood like flies to poo. Sadly, it hasn't happened, to delusion, I am nothing that I expected. I thought I would be good at communicating because I was living this role as a mother that it would all somehow come to a place.

 That I would have this maternal instinct. The only thing that I am good at it appears to be is hanging up the washing and creating random fun stories for my boy. It is not much, I am never good at small talk but I take it now and I got to learn to accept the situation for what it is.

Cheers for reading X

Win a AirPure Scented Candle Advent Calendar. **AD**

Hey readers,

The nights are drawing in and now is no better time to get snuggly at home away from the wet and cold outdoors.

 I can't help myself in creating a relaxed ambiance espeically after a long tiring day of parenting with a candle and the days are getting darker. 

Candles are a great way to indulge in a bit of me time and they can really help settle you and make you feel chilled without actually participating in much, such as the power of smell. 

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My Sunday photo 06/10/2019

My youngest loves building towers ☺ 

Nothing to you

I see you,

Looking at me,

Not knowing how

To work me out.

Again I end up

Nothing,

insignificant. 

I go back to hating

myself. 

I go lower,

Hating me,

Dreading, 

Feeling sick. 

I am nothing, 

Less value, 

No one wants.