Friday, 30 December 2022
6 things you can use sudocrem for
Monday, 26 December 2022
How to avoid distractions online when taking an online course.
What to do between Christmas and New Year (Twixmas).
Sunday, 25 December 2022
Friday, 23 December 2022
How to make Christmas Eve speical for the family.
Hey readers,
Christmas is fastly approaching and you may wonder how can you make Christmas Eve special for the whole family. Well, I have a round-up of some fun Christmas Eve traditions for the whole family to enjoy.
For a little more magic, you can even build a gingerbread house with your kids. You can go all out and build it from scratch, or buy an easy-to-assemble kit. Either way, it's a delicious Christmas Eve treat that will keep the kids busy for a while.
2. Santa Tracker.
Follow Santa's journey with the Santa Tracker. Google has created an app called "Santa Tracker" that allows you to track Santa's adventures online or on your smartphone. He "stops" around the world to give gifts to children and tells us a little bit about each place. Gather the kids on Christmas Eve and watch Santa progress together for a magical holiday experience. You can download this app from the Google Play store or use the browser version online.
3. Evening Christmas lights walk.
Wait until dark and take your family for a walk around the neighbourhood to see all the Christmas lights. The streets are always magically lit up and look ready for Christmas. When you get home, you can warm yourself up with a delicious hot chocolate.
4. Look up and see Santa fly by.
With NORAD, not only can you track Santa Claus online, but if you're lucky, you'll see him flying overhead by Christmas. That's thanks to the International Space Station, which usually flies over Britain in December and you can check here to find out more.
5. Christmas film.
Gather the family get dressed up in your snuggled PJs and pop on a Christmas film, The Snowman and Father Christmas by Raymond Briggs are lovely, shorter films for little ones that are perfect to watch before bedtime.
6. Takeaway dinner.
With all the cooking planned for Christmas, the last thing I want to worry about on Christmas Eve is dinner. Order your favourite snacks and take a break. Combined with Christmas dinner leftovers, it will last for days.
7. Leave out something for Santa and his crew.
We all know that Santa needs food and drink to stay healthy on Christmas Eve. Place a plate of what he likes on the table and mince pies. Also, don't forget milk and carrots for Rudolph and the rest of the reindeers.
8. Christmas story.
Light a Christmas-themed candle (out of reach of little hands), light a tree light, and share Christmas stories with your kids. Doing this after bathing and before removing your stockings will give you a calmer end to the day. Just kidding, they still bounce off walls, but hey, it's a great tradition!
9. Hanging stockings.
Do not forget one of the most important traditions. How does Santa know where to put his presents when he's not wearing socks? Just go back to sleep and you'll be filled with goodies from Santa.
Whatever you do I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.
Cheers for reading X
Monday, 19 December 2022
Top 5 christmas movies.
What can a say it is an adept from Dr Seuss's class book The Grinch who is a green hairy fellow who hates Christmas. he hates it so much he goes to the town where he lives and nicks pretty much everyone's presents, decorations and food.
Of course, when Christmas day arrives everyone appears unhappy because everything Christmas related has gone, however, they learn to still have a jolly good time together.
So, what happens to the Grinch and all the presents? well, I let you watch and find out.
The nightmare before Christmas.
Another classic animation movie by Tim Burton. This one was my favourite one as a child and now it is my youngest favourite.
It involves Jack Skellington bored and a bit meh with the whole Halloween scene decides to take on the role of Father Christmas.
The problem is it all goes belly up as he is not Santa nor does he have the required skills to take on the role of the big guy. We soon learn about why it is important to be happy with what you have.
Rather dark and not too sickly sweet either and I have to say the soundtrack to the film is top-notch as well.
The Snowman.
I had to include it, didn't I? Timeless classic! Involved a boy making a snowman in his backyard on Christmas Eve.
Then when everyone is in bed he comes alive, of course, the boy wakes up to discover the magical process. Then the snowman takes the boy on a magical ride through the valleys and towns.
Really beautiful illustrations and it doesn't involve words other than the song 'walking in the air. Another thing is that it is not long probably about half an hour max which is perfect for little 'uns who get itchy feet.
Bad Santa.
I love Bad Santa as it is really funny and a little bit cheeky as well. So the gist of the story is these two con men try robbing a store on Christmas Eve.
They do this by posing as Father Christmas and his little helper the elf at the local shopping centre. Of course, Father Christmas is an alcoholic and it is fair to say he is not the best with children.
A lot of events occur to keep you amused and the plan to rob a place doesn't go all that well.
Father Christmas.
This is a tale about Father Christmas what normally gets up to before and the lead-up to Christmas.
He lives in a house on a normal street, just like a lot of people in England. He also is depicted as being a little grumpy and not the jolly good fellow that is depicted by adults, lol.
Lighthearted and enjoyable for all the family to enjoy. A fun fact about this film Father Christmas says BLOOMING 72 times no less!
Sunday, 18 December 2022
Friday, 16 December 2022
Autism and Christmas
I am not very good with changes and I always see Christmas as a massive change. It doesent matter whehter it is good or bad it is still change and something that I have to deal with every year, well until I am dead of course.
I do love seeing how my children are happy although my eldest as he is getting older and has autism is starting to struggles as well more and more.
Living in a city means it is always busy but on Christmas day it is silent or very, very, very quiet. which I am not going to moan because I actually enjoy it.
However, to help deal with sticking to some routine and change I use a diary to write down what is happening. I also do a relaxed schedule on Christmas day just to help me keep calm.
I don’t want to be a pain and appreciate he has social needs just as much as my own needs. So, he can have social gatherings, I do stay for a period but sometimes I need some time alone because it gets chaotic.
This also helps my autistic son; he normally comes with me for some time out on the bed in the dark, which for me with fewer stimuli around gives my brain a break.
I don’t like ceiling decorations they make me feel claustrophobic so as long as I have a safe space which is my bedroom where I go when I need a break that is what works for us in my home.
I always have vivid memories of being a child and hating those ceiling decorations and now it makes total sense for how I felt which at the time when I didn’t know about autism it was difficult to get my head around.
Monday, 12 December 2022
The best Christmas memes.
Frosty the snowman.
This hilarious light heart carton is every but perfection. Although if frosty the snowman sows melt I am sure there would be some darkly funny about Santa tripping up in the pool and smashing his head. (Oops I have just leaked some of my dark thoughts, lol).
Haters going to hate.
what's better than a pug dressed up in a cute Christmas outfit... That's right a pug with a whole lotta sass!
Batman, you did what?!
Poor for years not ha have been the bits. of the joke that he needs some therapy to get over his anxiety about what people think of him.
Dwight Schrute.
Nothing brings me more happiness than a Dwight Schrute (The Office Us) meme he sums up society perfectly. the moment the hand hits midnight on the 1st of November it instantly turns to Christmas. Just look at the shop's bang goes pumpkins and it is all about the tinsel!
The Rock.
This has to be my all-time favourite meme. Of course, The Rock rocking around the Christmas tree. A meme + a pun= perfection.
The Grumpy Cat.
Oh, I have a special place for The Grumpy Cat he is the true grinds of Christmas. How can you not like a sweet-looking cat that is so grumpy he will claw your eyes out?
Post-Christmas.
This meme sums up the aftermath of Christmas and when you put your tree down. That strange empty feeling and that bizarre thought of how your room looks so much bigger when a massive tree has vanished.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer!
You mock Rudolph he will show you what he is made of. Be warned and stop singing about his misfortune or much next time you will hear a bang!
Glitter.
Now I know what to put in Christmas cards to be people that p**s me off. Nothing is worse than glitter everywhere, ugh!
Mariah Carey.
Why is it that Mariah's Christmas hit permanently plays and is always on in shops, grrrrr?
Family.
because you know it is all about the family especially at Christmas when we all stick together.
Cheeky Santa.
He is a bad Santa and loves nothing better than smoking and leaving a special present for the families he delivers to.
Batteries.
Would you like cream with that dear?
I do love a filthy meme that makes me laugh due to its rudeness. this is a cracking one and no more words are needed.
Judge McClaus.
Oh, the irony of Santa having the easy life of working one day a year and the rest he sits back and watches and makes a judgment.
Sunday, 11 December 2022
Friday, 9 December 2022
Things you can get away with because it's Christmas.
Hey readers,
Christmas is a funny old time of year, everything that is 'normal' suddenly goes out of the window.
Then it is replaced with temporary social rules that are seen as acceptable, whereas in any other situation that behaviour could be potentially frowned upon.
Take alcoholic beverages for example, when it is Christmas you can get away with drinking any old time.
It doesn't matter whether it is morning, midday or evening although, ideally people expect you to be sozzled by the time the Queen's speech is on.
Any other time you of thinking of drinking alcohol during the day you would be labelled an alcoholic.
What is it with chocolate at Christmas? You start Christmas day morning opening chocolate and then you just carry on nibbling away. This then results in your children bouncing off the walls with relatives telling you how to manage your children.
That leads me nicely on to the next point of the fact, Christmas is all about stuffing your face with calorific food.
It is alright at Christmas to have four meals with snacks in between. We are so overindulging in gluttony during this festive time that we forget about moderation and all the other 'messages' about eating healthy.
Christmas time is all about what you can eat like a pig because no one bats an eyelid and in fact, those people are more likely to buy you some more chocolate as a present because you can not get enough sugar.
Christmas is the time when the only numbers you have to worry about is when EastEnders is on. Forget about the calories during Christmas as it is a free calorie zone for the foreseeable few hours.
No guilt what so ever about the telly being on all day long blasting out, it's socially acceptable during the Christmas period to watch TV for 10 hours if you please.
How else are you going to get through the afternoon with granddad snoring in the chair and your children of their tits on sugar?
Who needs routine when you can do as you please on this special day. Forget all about the rules and let's add disruption to the order of the day.
Sit on your arse, watch TV, eat the mountain of chocolate with the drink in the hand at two in the afternoon and do SOD ALL. Why, because it's Christmas, you can be lazy and do nothing during the Christmas period.
The main goal is to relax and make the most of it without the guilt, because who needs guilt on Christmas.
You can wear pj's all day long if you desire without anyone passing judgement or calling you a chav/jobless scum of the earth. Because IT'S CHRISTMAS and the lazier you are better!
For parents, you may secretly help the child with finishing the chocolate after boxing day as they can't live off the mountain of chocolate given from the grandparents.
I suppose the best bet for a parent, like myself, is that I don't have to feel guilty about the indulgent food or the telly being on or even the fact I am looking at my phone too much.
It is that one day that the rules can be broken and anything goes. Mummy guilt can fuck off for one day in the year, result!
Cheers for reading X
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