Hey readers,
The "ick" is that visceral, instinctive cringe you feel when something just rubs you the wrong way.
It’s not always rational, but it’s real.
Buckle up this might get relatable (or mildly controversial)!
The List.
1. Chewing with mouth open - The sound is like nails on a chalkboard.
2. Calling me bro - news flash I'm not your bro!
3. Leaving dishes in the sink overnight - Just wash them!
4. Overusing “LOL” in texts - Are you actually laughing?
5. Clipping nails in public - Please, no.
6. Loud phone conversations on speaker - We don’t all need to hear it.
7. Not using turn signals - It’s a basic road courtesy!
8. Socks with sandals - Fashion crime alert.
9. Leaving shopping carts in parking spaces - Return it, it’s not hard.
10. Overly loud sneezes - Tone it down, please.
11. Using “literally” incorrectly - It’s not literally raining cats and dogs.
12. Crowding personal space - Back up a bit.
13. Not covering mouth when coughing - Germs, anyone?
14. Bragging about not reading books - Why is that a flex?
15. Leaving hair in the shower drain - Clean it up!
16. Dog-earing book pages - Use a bookmark or barbarian.
17. Picture yourself on your lock screen - you're taking 'love yourself' too far!
18. Taking selfies in serious moments - Read the room.
19. Licking fingers to turn pages - Gross and unnecessary.
20. Leaving notifications unread - Clear that red bubble!
21. Talking too loud - we don't all want to hear your conversation.
22. Saying “I’m not a morning person” daily - We get it.
23. Posting vague drama on social media - Just say it or don’t.
24. Not replacing the toilet paper roll - The ultimate betrayal.
25. Using speakerphone in quiet spaces - Headphones exist.
26. Cutting in line - Patience is a virtue.
27. Leaving food crumbs on shared surfaces - Wipe it down!
28. Humblebragging - We see through it.
29. Wearing shoes on someone’s bed is disrespectful.
30. Not holding the door for someone behind you - Basic manners.
31. Overly loud keyboard typing - Are you attacking it?
32. Saying “I’m fine” when clearly not - Just talk!
33. Leaving laundry in the washer for days - It’s gonna smell.
34. Your “your” instead of “you’re” - Grammar matters.
35. Talking during movies - Shhh, we’re watching.
Not washing hands after using the bathroom - Ew, why?
36. Leaving rubbish in someone’s car - Take it with you!
37. Overusing cologne/perfume - I’m suffocating.
38. Saying “I’ll be there in 5” when you’re 20 minutes away - Liar.
39. Not picking up dog poop - Be a responsible pet owner.
40. Chewing gum loudly - Pop, smack, cringe.
41. Leaving voicemails - Just text me.
42. Using all caps in texts - WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
43. Slurping soup - Sip quietly, please.
44. Taking shoes off on a plane - Keep those feet contained.
45. Saying “I’m not like other people” - Sure, Jan.
46. Overusing slang incorrectly - It’s giving secondhand embarrassment.
47. Not refilling the Brita pitcher - Hydration is a team effort.
48. Replying “haha” to a serious text - Wrong vibe.
49. Walking slowly in the middle of a busy sidewalk - Move over!
50. Using baby voice as an adult - Unless you’re talking to a baby, stop.
51. Not cleaning gym equipment after use - Sweat isn’t a gift.
52. Leaving passive-aggressive notes - Just say it directly.
53. Taking food off someone’s plate without asking - Boundaries!
54. Overexplaining obvious things - I get it already.
55. Not using headphones for music in public - Share the silence.
56. Saying “no offence” before something offensive is too late.
57. Leaving expired food in the fridge - Check the dates!
58. Clapping when the plane lands - Why, though?
59. Not rinsing dishes before the dishwasher - It’s not magic.
60. Posting spoilers without warning - it is rude!
61. Singing off-key loudly in public - Keep it to the shower.
62. Not signalling when merging - Road safety, people!
63. Using “seen” as a response - Give me more.
64. Overusing air quotes - It’s “not” that “serious.”
65. Leaving group chats without explanation - Ghosted!
66. Not flushing the toilet - Do I need to explain?
67. Taking forever to order at a busy counter - Decide faster!
68. Wearing sunglasses indoors - Unless you’re a rockstar, no.
69. Leaving shopping bags in the car - Bring them in!
70. Saying “I’m just being honest” after being mean - Tact exists.
71. Not recycling properly - Sort it out!
72. Using someone else’s Netflix profile - Make your own!
73. Leaving half-empty coffee cups everywhere - Finish or toss.
74. Correcting grammar in casual chats - Let it slide.
75. Not wiping down tables after eating - Crumbs are the enemy.
76. Saying “it is what it is” constantly - Okay, but what?
77. Borrowing pens and not returning them - Pen thief!
78. Not picking up after kids in public - Parent responsibly.
79. Using “we’re pregnant” - Only one of you is carrying the baby.
80. Saying “I’m bad at texting” as an excuse - Try harder.
81. Not cleaning up pet hair - It’s everywhere!
82. Overusing “iconic” - Not everything is iconic.
83. Leaving dirty socks on the couch - Laundry basket, please.
84. Not responding to RSVPs - Let us know!
85. Leaving chargers plugged in randomly - Tidy up!
86. Saying “I don’t care” when asked for input - Pick something!
87. Not covering food in the microwave - Splatter central.
88. Using “random” to describe everything - Be specific.
89. Leaving lights on in empty rooms - Save energy!
90. Not saying “thank you” to servers - Manners matter.
91. Posting every meal on social media - Eat first, post later.
92. Posting gym selfies every day - We know you work out.
93. Not muting during Zoom calls - We hear your dog barking.
94. Talking with food in your mouth - Swallow first.
95. Leaving dirty tissues around - Bin them!
96. Leaving wet towels on the floor - Hang them up!
97. Leaving toothpaste in the sink - Rinse it away!
98. Saying the word froth - vom!
99. People recording themselves doing running on the treadmill - you put the v in vain!
100. Typing “...” after every text - What’s the vibe here?
This list is a mix of pet peeves, quirky triggers, and universal cringes.
The ick is subjective what gives me the ick might be totally fine for you!
What’s on your ick list?
Drop a comment or share your own triggers. Let’s see how many we have in common!
Cheers for reading X
Oh yes to all of these! I found myself nodding along!
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