Monday 27 March 2023

30 April Fool's Day jokes

 Hey readers,

One of the funniest days of the year, April Fools' is full with jokes and mischief. As pretty much everyone is fair game on April Fools' Day, it's long been a tradition to use the occasion to play tricks on friends, family, co-workers, and more.

 While there are many innocent and straightforward April Fools' pranks, you can also want to contribute humour to the day in other ways. Hilarious April Fools' jokes are a sure-fire way to get a chuckle out of folks.

How not to spoil your child.

There are many different types of quick and clever April 1st jokes on the list below. You might choose corny jokes, knock-knock jokes, or more direct, kid-friendly humour that the whole family can enjoy.

1. Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day. So it’s just like any other day.

2. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night: Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

3. What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.

4. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels’ joke.

5. Excuse me, sir. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honor?

6. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

7. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke. No one expected you to have a sense of humor.

8. A and C were going to prank their friend … but they just letter B.

9. Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril.

10. Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.

11. Today's the day to propose. If they say yes, great. If they say no, just say, "April Fools!"

12. Knock, knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? You otto know April Fools' is on April 1.

13. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

14. Why are babies born on March 31st easy to prank? They were literally born yesterday.

15. Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.

16. Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.

17. What day do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!

18. A and C were going to prank their friend... but they just letter B.

19. What did April Fools' Day say when it won an award? Prank You!

20. What is the worst day to propose on? April Fools' Day!

21. Why do omelettes love April Fools’? They enjoy practical yolks.

22. What kind of pickles do spring flowers like? Daffo-dills.

23. What do bees use to fix their hair? Honeycombs.

24. What did the calendar say after April Fools' was declared a holiday? Prank you, prank you very much.

25. What do you call a sunny day that follows two rainy April days? Monday.

26. What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.

27. How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way? He could feel it in his bones.

28. What does a rainbow do when it gets a papercut? Yell, "Ow!"

29. What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

30. Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.

Cheers for reading X 

1 comments:

  1. hehehe! These made me chuckle. I trust no one on April Fools day. lol x

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