10 Signs Christmas is coming.

Hey readers,

Ah, the Christmas season... the time of year when the air is filled with the sweet scent of mince pies, Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" becomes the unofficial anthem, and people suddenly decide it's acceptable to wear reindeer antlers in public.

As the temperature drops, the festive spirit rises, and so do the unmistakable signs that Christmas is just around the corner.

 Here are 10 hilarious indicators that Santa is dusting off his sleigh and checking his list twice:

1. The Ugly Sweater Epidemic.

   You know it's officially the Christmas season when your neighbours start sporting sweaters that look like a collision between a tinsel factory and a snow globe.

 Reindeer with googly eyes, Santa's with sequined beards, nothing is off-limits. Suddenly, looking like an extra from a Christmas-themed fashion disaster is not only acceptable but encouraged.

2. The Battle for Christmas Lights Supremacy.

   Forget about the neighbourhood watch; it's time for the annual battle of the Christmas lights. From houses that can be seen from space to those with synchronized light shows set to the latest Christmas hits, every neighbourhood has that one person determined to outshine the North Star.

It's not about spreading Christmas cheer; it's about asserting your dominance in the world of festive illumination.

3. The Invasion of Tinsel and Ornaments.

   You can't walk into a store without being assaulted by a glittery, tinsel-covered avalanche of Christmas decorations. Suddenly, your shopping cart is filled with items you didn't know you needed, like a life-size inflatable snowman for the front yard or a set of singing ornaments that perform a questionable rendition of "Jingle Bells" every time someone walks by. It's not impulse buying; it's just surrendering to the christmas spirit.

4. The Great Cookie Bake-Off.

   As soon as December hits, kitchens around the world transform into sugar-filled war zones. Flour is flying, cookie cutters are clashing, and the scent of freshly baked gingerbread is wafting through the air. It's a time when even those with the baking skills of a microwave enthusiast suddenly fancy themselves as contestants on "The Great British Bake Off: Christmas Edition."

5. Gift Wrap Wars.

   Forget about sibling rivalries; the real competition begins in the art of gift wrapping. Suddenly, every present is meticulously adorned with perfectly curled ribbons, handmade bows, and gift tags that look like they were written by Santa's own calligrapher. It's not about the gift inside; it's about proving you're the reigning monarch of festive presentation.

6. The Sudden Appearance of Tacky Christmas Sweater Parties.

   As if regular Christmas parties weren't enough, the season brings forth an abundance of invitations to tacky Christmas sweater parties.

Suddenly, you find yourself scouring thrift stores for the gaudiest, most bedazzled sweater you can find, only to discover that everyone else had the same idea. It's a celebration of bad taste, and the more sequins, the better.

7. The Inexplicable Smell of Peppermint Everywhere.

   You walk into your favourite coffee shop, and suddenly the air is thick with the scent of peppermint. Your hand soap, your candles, even your toothpaste, all have been invaded by the refreshing aroma of candy canes.

It's like living in a world where peppermint has declared itself the official fragrance of the season, and resistance is futile.

8. The Annual Tree Struggle.

   Ah, the quest for the perfect Christmas tree, the annual struggle that tests even the strongest of familial bonds.

 Whether you're braving the elements to cut down your own or wrestling with a pre-lit monstrosity that refuses to cooperate, the battle for a tree that satisfies everyone's criteria is an epic saga that plays out in living rooms around the globe.

9. The Relentless Assault of Christmas Music.

   It starts innocently enough, with a classic Bing Crosby tune or a cheerful rendition of "Jingle Bells." But before you know it, you're surrounded by a constant barrage of Christmas music, and even the thought of "Frosty the Snowman" makes you break into a cold sweat. 

Resistance is futile; the earworms have infiltrated, and there's no escape until January.

8. Coffee Shops.

Hello, pretty Coffee cups from the coffee shops that are decorated with some sort of Christmas paraphernalia such as the stag or a snowman. This is enough to get any insta w*anker in and buy that festive hot chocolate from Costa or any other popular coffee chain. The coffee chain bosses must be milking in it, haha.

In conclusion, the signs that Christmas is coming are as unavoidable as tinsel in December. Whether you're a Christmas enthusiast or a certified Grinch, there's no denying that the festive season has a way of making its presence known, with a healthy dose of humour and a twinkle of Christmas magic. 

So, buckle up, folks, because Santa is coming to town, and he's bringing the joy, laughter, and perhaps a few awkward family photos along for the sleigh ride.

Cheers for reading X