Thursday, 9 May 2019

16 thoughts whilst on my period


Hey readers,

Today I am going to talk about periods and that thought that occurs when I am going through the dreading menstruation. Some people may think this is a bit too much information but at the end of the day, it is so important to talk about periods to help period taboos.



So, what kind of thoughts do I have when I am on my period.....

1. Everything is annoying me, even the bloody kettle that leaks are getting right on my nerves right now. 

2. I hate my husband, absolutely 100% because he doesn't have the pleasure of having to deal with a period every sodding month.

3. I am hungry, from the moment I wake till I sleep I can not stop thinking about food and eating. 

4. I feel like someone is stabbing me in the stomach or kicking me as the cramps are taking over and I hate life. 

5. Why do they say periods last 5 days, this is a joke because mine don't and maybe Mother Nature hares so much she tortures me with a prolonged period time. 

6. Right now I am so full of emotions, one minute I am happy and then the next I am having a full-on breakdown because of the anxiety and fear that comes with having a period. 

7. I am definitely not wearing white because that is too dame risky.

8. Got to reach in the bottom of the draw for my 'period pants', all black, big and comfy around the waist.

9. I am out and randomly my period has arrived is it alright too makeshift and use toilet tissue for a pad? 

10. I think I am dying because there is no other way to explain this pain right now. 

11. If I sneeze whilst on my period that is a risk attached and probably best not to do in public unless you want it to look like a murder scene. 

12. I have eaten this tub of ice cream which is acceptable since I am on my period. I now have dealt and think I may become ever fattier and my life is destroyed by one single action. 

13. I wish I could live my bed for the next few days with my heated blanket on to deal with cramp pains and killing two birds with one stone by hiding away from the world because everyone annoys the hell out of me. 

14. Chocolate should be mandatory with sanitary wear just because it is helpful for when you are on your period, fact. 

15.  Why do men think they understand periods? you don't know the half of it so does all a favour with your advice f*ck off with it. 

16. When I start my period it comes to the realisation of why things happened recently and has enlightened me since being on my period. 

Have you experienced any of these period related thoughts? Love to hear your thoughts in the comment section below. 

Cheers for reading X 

10 comments:

  1. Yep! These thoughts run through my head too when I'm on my period.
    I think when you buy a pack of sanitary pads you should get a free bar of chocolate every time. hehehe x

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  2. One of my regular period thoughts is 'Are we the only species to menstruate?' Turns out there are also primates and bats who have periods! #ThatFridayLinky

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  3. Five days! More like ten lol! I agree with these thoughts, I am terrible when it's that time of the month! #pocolo

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    1. I not long ago had longer periods and every fortnight due to the implant, worst decision ever!

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  4. Thank you for sharing so honestly about this! Although my periods aren’t terribly bad, I can certainly relate to a good few things you’ve listed here, and I definitely won’t be missing my periods once they stop x #MMBC

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    1. Thank you I am with you I too won't miss my periods once they have gone X

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  5. Haha! Yes to this! I suffer every month with my periods. Chocolate and a hot water bottle every time! xx #MMBC

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