30 April Fool's Day jokes

 Hey readers,

One of the funniest days of the year, April Fools' is full with jokes and mischief. As pretty much everyone is fair game on April Fools' Day, it's long been a tradition to use the occasion to play tricks on friends, family, co-workers, and more.

 While there are many innocent and straightforward April Fools' pranks, you can also want to contribute humour to the day in other ways. Hilarious April Fools' jokes are a sure-fire way to get a chuckle out of folks.

There are many different types of quick and clever April 1st jokes on the list below. You might choose corny jokes, knock-knock jokes, or more direct, kid-friendly humour that the whole family can enjoy.

1. Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day. So it’s just like any other day.

2. April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night: Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.

3. What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes? Prankenstein.

4. Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuels’ joke.

5. Excuse me, sir. Do you think they named April Fools’ Day in your honor?

6. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

7. You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke. No one expected you to have a sense of humor.

8. A and C were going to prank their friend … but they just letter B.

9. Which day of the year do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril.

10. Which day is the worst to propose on? April Fools’ Day.

11. Today's the day to propose. If they say yes, great. If they say no, just say, "April Fools!"

12. Knock, knock! Who's there? Otto. Otto who? You otto know April Fools' is on April 1.

13. Why was the donkey annoying his friend? It was April Mules’ Day.

14. Why are babies born on March 31st easy to prank? They were literally born yesterday.

15. Did you know bees become indecisive after April? They become maybees.

16. Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes! Luckily he found the May tricks.

17. What day do monkeys like best? The first of Ape-ril!

18. A and C were going to prank their friend... but they just letter B.

19. What did April Fools' Day say when it won an award? Prank You!

20. What is the worst day to propose on? April Fools' Day!

21. Why do omelettes love April Fools’? They enjoy practical yolks.

22. What kind of pickles do spring flowers like? Daffo-dills.

23. What do bees use to fix their hair? Honeycombs.

24. What did the calendar say after April Fools' was declared a holiday? Prank you, prank you very much.

25. What do you call a sunny day that follows two rainy April days? Monday.

26. What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.

27. How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way? He could feel it in his bones.

28. What does a rainbow do when it gets a papercut? Yell, "Ow!"

29. What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

30. Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.

Cheers for reading X 

My Sunday Photo 26/03/2023

 

Hello spring!!! 

5 excellent reasons to start upcycling.

Hey readers, 

The practice of upcycling has gained popularity recently. It's an environmentally friendly way to breathe new life into dated furniture while giving any home a distinctive, personalised touch.

 Upcycling your furniture has various advantages in addition to being a responsible choice for the environment. 

Upcycling may be a terrific way to update your home, whether it's by saving money on pricey furniture or by developing a distinctive design. Let's look at some of the benefits of upcycling below.

1. It's on trend. 

Exposed brickwork, copper piping, and salvaged wood are all hallmarks of the trendy industrial style that ideally lend themselves to the upcycling movement.

2. Helps the environment. 

By repurposing something, you prevent it from ending up in a landfill. The inappropriate disposal of waste can pollute both the earth and the water. Debris can also contribute to air pollution.

For instance, the fashion sector constantly creates new trends, which results in obscene overconsumption. 

Rapid fashion encourages consumers to purchase clothing they hardly ever wear before discarding it. 

The art of upcycling allows you to reuse your old clothes to make new ones.

Of course, upcycling won't eliminate all waste from landfills. Yet it will undoubtedly lessen the amount of rubbish sent to a landfill. 

Thus, you may reduce waste by collecting your debris and discarded objects and upcycling them into something fun and creative.

3. Gets you off your phone. 

Sadly, it's effortless to stare at a screen for hours today. Many spend countless hours sitting still, frequently browsing Facebook, or watching four seasons of a Netflix show they don't even like.

Our most valuable resource is time, so we must use it properly. You'll use your time more effectively and efficiently if you invest it in a new pastime like upcycling. 

While everyone else is wasting what little time they have on memes and garbage TV, you’ll be doing something exciting and productive.

4. Saves money. 

By creating new goods out of things you already own, upcycling helps you save money. 

Instead of purchasing a new one, you might, for instance, upcycle an old aluminium can into a utensil holder.

Depending on what you are upcycling, certain material costs (such as paintbrushes and equipment) may be involved. Upcycling is easier and more effective if you've invested in the initial supplies. 

5. Make money. 

The potential for creating a profitable creative niche is a significant benefit of upcycling. Items that no one else in the world can find have a market.

 As everything can be made and sold on your own time, Etsy is a great location to launch a small business marketing your repurposed ideas.

 
What a winning combination: making money while preserving the environment!

What are your thoughts on upcycling?  Have you tried it?  Love to hear your thoughts in the comment section below. 

Cheers for reading X 

78 old school boys names.

Hey readers, 

Do you require any respectable English boy's names? I have scoured the globe to find the best names for English men that are certain to fit you.

I have names for everyone, from traditional English names with centuries of history to cutting-edge and original names.

To help you select the perfect fit for your little gentleman, here are the greatest classic and hip English boy names, along with their meaning. 

Abra - The name Abra is primarily a female name of Hebrew origin that means Mother Of Nations.

Addison - The name Addison is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means child of Adam.

Adelaide - The name Adelaide is primarily a female name of German origin that means Of Noble Kin.

Barney - The name Barney is primarily a male name of English origin thatmeans Diminutive Form Of Barnaby/Barnard.  

Bart - The name Bart is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means Son Of Tolmai.

 Basil - he name Basil is primarily a male name of English origin that means King.

Cameron - The name Cameron is primarily a gender-neutral name of Scottish origin that means Bent Nose.

 Cecil - The name Cecil is primarily a male name of English origin that means Blind To One's Own Beauty.

 Charles - The name Charles is primarily a male name of English origin that means Free Man.

Darcy - The name Darcy is primarily a gender-neutral name of French origin that means Dark One.

Darwin - The name Darwin is primarily a male name of English origin that means Dear Friend.

Delbert - The name Delbert is primarily a male name of English origin that means Noble And Bright.

 Earl - The name Earl is primarily a male name of English origin that means Pledge, Nobleman. Earl is a name derived from the British title. An earl is a nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess. 

 Edgar - The name Edgar is primarily a male name of English origin that means Rich Spear.

 Edwin - The name Edwin is primarily a male name of English origin that means Rich/Prosperous Friend. 

Frederick - The name Frederick is primarily a male name of English origin that means Peaceful Ruler.

Franklin - The name Franklin is primarily a male name of English origin that means Free Man.

Francis - The name Francis is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means From France Or Free.

Gabriel - The name Gabriel is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means God Is My Strength. In the Bible, Gabriel is an archangel who was God’s messenger. 

Geoffrey - The name Geoffrey is primarily a male name of English origin that means God Peace.

Gerald - The name Gerald is primarily a male name of English origin that means Rules With Spear.

Harlan - The name Harlan is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means Dweller By The Boundary Wood.

Harold - The name Harold is primarily a male name of Scandinavian origin that means Army Ruler.

Hector - The name Hector is primarily a male name of Greek origin that means Anchor, Steadfast.

Ibis - The name Ibis is primarily a gender-neutral name of Latin origin that means Long-legged Bird.

Irvin - The name Ervin is primarily a male name of English origin that means Person From Irvine, Scotland. 

Ira - The name Ira is primarily a gender-neutral name of Hebrew origin that means Watchful.

 Jonathan - The name Jonathan is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means God Has Given.

Jules - The name Jules is primarily a gender-neutral name of French origin that means Youthful, Downy.

Jude - The name Jude is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means From Judea.

 Karl - The name Karl is primarily a male name of German origin that means Free Man.

Kenneth- The name Kenneth is primarily a male name of Scottish origin that means Handsome.

Kent - The name Kent is primarily a male name of English origin that means High Or Coastal Land.

 Lance - The name Lance is primarily a male name of English origin that means Land. 

Larry - The name Larry is primarily a male name of English origin that means From Laurentum, Italy.

Llywelyn - The name Llywelyn is primarily a male name of Welsh origin that means Leader.

 Malcom - The name Malcolm is primarily a male name of Scottish origin that means Follower Of St. Columba.

 Manfred - The name Manfred is primarily a male name of German origin that means Strength, Peace.

 Marcus - The name Marcus is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means Warlike.

Nathan - The name Nathan is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means He Gave.

Norbert - The name Norbert is primarily a male name of German origin that means Bright North.

Norman -The name Norman is primarily a male name of English origin that means Man From The North.

Oliver - The name Oliver is primarily a male name of English origin that means Descendant Of The Ancestor.

Oscar - The name Oscar is primarily a male name of Irish origin that means Deer Lover.

 Orwen - Orwin as a boy's name is of Old English origin, and the meaning of Orwin is "spear friend".

Packard - The name Packard is boy's name of English origin meaning "pack, bundle,".

Percy - The name Percy is primarily a male name of English origin that means Pierce Valley.

Preston - The name Preston is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means From The Priest's Town.

 Quincy - The name Quincy is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means Person From Quincy, France.

Quinton - The name Quintin is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means Fifth.

Quantrell - Quantrell as a boy's name is of English origin, and the meaning of Quantrell is "dashing or elegant".

  Ralph - The name Ralph is primarily a male name of English origin that means Wolf Counsel.

Randall - The name Randall is boy's name of English origin meaning "shield-wolf".

Raymond - The name Raymond is primarily a male name of English origin that means Counsel Protection.

Saul - Biblical name from the Hebrew shaul, meaning "prayed for" or "demanded".

Sebastian - From sebastos, meaning "venerable", and the Greek translation of the Latin Augusta, the name given to all Roman emperors.

Sidney - The name Sidney is primarily a gender-neutral name of French origin that means Contraction Of St. Denys.

Theodore - The name Theodore is primarily a male name of Greek origin that means Gift Of God, Divine Gift.

Timothy - The name Timothy is primarily a male name of Greek origin that means To Honor God.

Tobias - The name Tobias is primarily a male name of Greek origin that means God Is Good.

Vance - The name Vance is primarily a male name of English origin that means From The Marsh.

Vincent - The name Vincent is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means Victorious.

Victor - The name Victor is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means Winner, Conqueror.

Wallace - The name Wallace is primarily a gender-neutral name of English origin that means Foreigner, Stranger.

Walt - The name Walt is primarily a male name of American origin that means Army Ruler.

Webster - The name Webster is primarily a male name of English origin that means Weaver.

Xavier - The name Xavier is primarily a male name of Latin origin that means The New House.

Xander - The name Xander is primarily a male name of Greek origin that means Defender Of The People.

Xannon - The name Xannon is primarily a gender-neutral name of American origin that means Ancient God.

Zachary - The name Zachary is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means God Has Remembered.

Zeke - The name Zeke is primarily a male name of Hebrew origin that means God Will Strengthen.

Zion - The name Zion is primarily a gender-neutral name of Hebrew origin that means Israel.

Cheers for reading X

My Sunday Photo 19/03/2023

 

Yesterday had afternoon tea with my boys for Mother's Day 😍 

10 signs of Spring.

Hey readers,

The first signs of spring are emerging so here are some signs to help tell if we are entering the season of spring....

When does spring officially start?

We officially enter in spring on the Spring Equinox that this year is on the 20th of March. That isn’t to say that nature waits until the Equinox to show off her spring signs.

 1. Clocks go forward.

That “Springing Forward” can be a little bit painful when your alarm goes off in the morning, but it does give us some longer days.  More light and sunshine is definitely a sign of spring.

2. Fresh, soft scents.

Ever notice that entrancing smell of spring? The Earth is awakening and it does indeed smell more, well, earthy. With warmer weather, misty mornings and soft wet smells fill the air.

3. Frogspawn/toad spawn.

Who, as a child, didn’t watch avidly as frogspawn became tadpoles and tadpoles became frogs? So go check out your nearest pond to see if there are an frogspawn has appeared. Frogspawn normally presents its self as clumps while toad spawn is in long chains.

4. Bees.

Blossoming trees are a sign that it’s time for bees! With the return of flowering plants and trees, bees emerge from their winter nests and get ready for a new year of nectar collecting.

5. Flowers blooming. 

This year, the first snowdrops were seen well in advance. The delicate flowers are now making their brief appearance and in some places daffodils are already out. Many of us can usually tell when spring has sprung when all these flowers start to bloom in parks, gardens and woods.

6. Dawn Chorus. 

Singing us into spring, the birds really get going with their morning melodies by early March as they seek to attract mates and defend their territories. The early-worm-catchers are the skylarks, song thrushes, robins and blackbirds whereas smaller birds such as wrens and warblers seem to stay in bed until it’s a bit warmer.

7. Longer and warmer days.

This is a pretty obvious sign of spring, but oh so pleasant! The days are getting longer and more and more often we wake up to beautiful sunshine. Staying outdoors in the evening becomes a pleasure as the temperature goes up and it’s lighter outside. 

It also means waking up in a good mood, longer walks with your children and more outdoor activities in general. It might still get chilly in the evening, so don’t forget to pack a warm jacket for you and your growing explorers.

8. Trees.

Similar to flowers and wild plants, there are also trees which blossom earlier on in the spring. So look out for the small buds on their branches that will appear before the flowers do. The trees you should look for are ash, beech, oak and rowan.

9. Nest building.

We don’t just hear birds more in springtime, we see them more too! Once they have claimed their territory and attracted a mate, we will start to see them zipping around our gardens with beaks full of grasses and twigs as they begin nest-building. 

10. Shorts and swimsuits. 

The next time you’re out grocery shopping, pay attention to the clothes for sale. If you see lots of shorts and swimsuits for sale, you know spring isn’t too far off.

What are your  signs of spring? Love to hear your thoughts in the comment section down below. 

Cheers for reading X 

How to dye Easter eggs.

Hey readers, 

Easter is coming up and a fun Easter activity to do is flying eggs to celebrate Easter. Check out below how to do the simple craft. 

What you will need. 

 ▪️ Eggs.

 
 ▪️ Vingear. 

 ▪️ Food colouring of your choice. 

How to do it. 

1.  In a big saucepan, gently arrange the eggs in a single layer.

 Give the eggs an inch of cold water's worth of coverage. Cover. Over high heat, bring to a quick boil. Get rid of the heat. 

Observe for 12 minutes. (Change the time by three minutes for each larger or smaller size.)

2. Eggs should be quickly chilled by being ran under cold water or placed in ice water until totally cooled after removing them from the hot water.

3. To create desired hues, combine 5 tbsp of boiling water, 1 teaspoon vinegar, and 10 to 20 drops food colour in a cup. 

With each colour, repeat. For around five minutes, dip hard-cooked eggs in the dye.
 

To add and remove eggs from the dye, use a slotted spoon, a wire egg holder, or tongs. Let the eggs dry.

Cheers for reading X