43 Christmas Instagram Captions!

Hey readers,

Looking for a fun way to comment on your Instagram photos this Christmas? Look no further have a variety of different festive captions to enjoy and be merry!

FUNNY CAPTIONS.

1. All the jingle ladies. 

2. The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year.

3. It's beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.

4. But first, let me take an Elfie.

5. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

6. Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.

7. I can't wait to exchange all these presents.

8. This is my resting Grinch face.

9. Don't mind me, I'll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.

10. At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours ...

11. I'll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.

12. One more cookie and I swear I'll fit in the Santa costume.

13. Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let's just call it, "The Naughty List".

14. Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.

15. It's like they WANT stockings full of coal.

16. Current status: ready for a long winter's nap.

17. All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies, too).

SONG CAPTIONS.

1. "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!" — Johnny Mathis.

2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas." —Bing Crosby.

3. "All I want for Christmas is you." —Mariah Carey.

4. "We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don't be late." —Alvin & The Chipmunks.

5. "Have yourself a merry little Christmas." —Frank Sinatra.

6. "Silver bells, silver bells. It's Christmas time in the city." –Bing Crosby.

7. "Deck the halls with boughs of holly." –Thomas Olliphant.

8. "Rockin' around the Christmas tree, at the Christmas party hop." –Johnny Marks and Brenda Lee.

9. "Although it’s been said, many times, many ways... Merry Christmas to you." – Mel Tormé.

CUTE  CAPTIONS!

1. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

2. May your days be merry and bright.

3. My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

4. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

5. All is calm, all is bright.

6. I got all spruced up for the holidays.

7. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.

8. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

9. Love the giver more than the gift.

10. Meet me under the mistletoe.

11. Although it's been said, many times, many ways ... Merry Christmas to you.

12. My favorite color is Christmas lights.

13. I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

14. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day.

15. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

16. All I want for Christmas is you!

17. Snuggled up together, like two birds of a feather would be ...

Cheers for reading X 

My Sunday Photo 14/11/2021

My first Christmas hot chocolate (mint) of the year from Greggs.

Melting snowman cookie recipe

Hey readers, 

A nice little Christmas recipe you can do with the children is these super easy melting snowman cookies. 

These are perfect because it is not too complicated but will get anyone in a festive mood. 

What you will need.

*  12 cookies.

 * 12 white marshmallows.

 

* Red/green/yellow tube of writing icing.  

* 400g of fodent icing sugar. 

How to make the cookies.

1. Place the icing sugar into the bowl. Start with a teaspoon of water and mix into the icing. 

Keep adding a teaspoon of water each time until the icing gets to a runny consistency but think enough to coat on a spoon. 

2. Cut the marshmallows in half. 

3. Now getting the icing sugar and cover the cookie and add the marshmallow at the top of the cookie.

4. Give the cookie a couple of minutes to set the mixture. 

5. Get the red icing pen put two dots for the eyes and a red mouth on the marshmallow head.

6. A yellow dot for the nose on the marshmallow head. 

7. Get the red icing pen again and make a red scarf around the marshmallow.

8. Use all three icing writing pens and make dots on some of the cookie's tummies.

9. On the other half of the batch of cookies draw a yellow line down the tummy of the snowman and then yes red and green dots on the line to make it look like a snowman scarf. 

10. Allow some time for the icing to dry onto the cookies and then there you have some melting snowman cookies.

Enjoy!

Cheers for reading X

Ways to stay warm in winter.

Hey readers,

During the winter period, it can be very cold - in and outside of the home. Here are some ways that I have found it helpful to stay warm during the winter months.

Firstly let's look at keeping yourself self-warm when you go outside. I think the key element is to focus on your laying of clothing and making sure you have the right garments for the temperature outside.

Maintaining Heat.

It is important to maintain your temperature so doing things to keep warm such as using a hot water bottle in bed. Make sure that you have at least one hot meal a day.  Having a hot drink is a quick way to keep warm at home.

Stay active.

Another way to stay warm is by moving about and being active. It is recommended that you get up every hour to move about and get the blood circulating which will, in turn, help keep you warm. Doing moderate exercise can also help keep warm, even if it is doing some situps or wall pushes this will help towards staying warm during winter.

The layering of clothes.

So this could be wearing long sleeves and trouser pajamas at night or even wearing a dressing gown and bed socks. Having cotton, silk or wool will be more warming as opposed to synthetic materials.  You can also have a top under a top and check out thermal clothing to give that extra layer of warmth.

When going outside have suitable footwear, socks, hats, gloves, and jumpers that will keep you cosy in the harsh winter weather outside. The good thing is if you are getting hot from walking you can remove the layer and vice versa putting back on the garment when you are getting cold.

Weather.

A great tip for keeping warm in winter is making sure that you are on top of the weather forecast and knowing what the weather of the day will be like.

 This then prepares you for what the weather is like outside so you can wear suitable clothing and if the weather is bad to consider going out at all. Also if you drive you will be conscious of what the roads will be like and if you have the right tools to make sure that car is good enough to see out of when driving.

Blankets.

Blankets are a Godsend during the winter as they keep you warm - especially with a hot water bottle underneath when you are in the living room watching TV or reading a book. plus they keep you cosy when it is cold and dark outside.

Warmers.

A brilliant product you can purchase is hand and feet warmers. Feet warmers are designed to stick on your feet and once open can last up to 8 hours. With hand warmers, you hold them in your hands and they give off heat. Perfect if you are working outdoors or just being outside for a long time in the cold weather.

Insulate your home.

When at home making sure that your home is insulated by closing the doors and curtains and when the sunshine is out to open curtains to let the sunshine heat warm a room up. Seal gaps that let the cold air in it

Bath/shower.

If you are cold in your home try taking a hot bath or shower to warm your skin up and then get into some cosy pajamas.

Air.

Seal gaps that let cold air into the room with draft excluders or weatherstrip around the windows.

Cheers for reading X 

My Sunday Photo 07/11/2021

What to write in christmas cards.

Hey readers,

It can be hard to think of things to write on Christmas cards to friends and family. So I have a selection of texts that you can use and I have picked a mixture of different categories, enjoy!

General Message.

* Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May you be surrounded by all the things that bring Christmas cheer.

* Hoping you can feel love, joy, and peace this Christmas season.

* Keep Christmas a time of celebration and love. Don't let Christmas become a chore. Don't let Christmas bring strife to your home.

* Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays.

* Have a lovely Christmas and a fantastic new year!

* Happy Christmas! Merry wishes and Santa kisses!

* "We hope Father Christmas brings you all you’ve asked for!"

* "Tis the season! Wishing you peace, joy, and love!"

* "Have a magical holiday!"

* We want to send our warm wishes to let you know we are thinking of you this Christmas.

Quotes.

* Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . . perhaps . . .means a little bit more!’ Dr. Seuss.

* One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books. from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

* Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind. Mary Ellen Chase. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. Andy Rooney.

* I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. Harlan Miller.

* Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. Norman Vincent Peale.

* I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values. Thomas S. Monson.

* Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. Calvin Coolidge.

* Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas. – Peg Bracken.

Funny and offensive.

* Merry f%#@ing Christmas.

* I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

* Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

* I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!

* Christmas (noun) - The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

* Merry kiss my ass!

* If you rustle my Brussels and pull my cracker, i'll jingle your jangles and stuff your turkey.

* When I think about you I touch my elf.

* It's beginning to feel like a lot like...fuck this!

* I tried to think of the perfect thing to write on your card. Then I realized that I'll never reach perfection, so I'll just be honest. I've got nothing.

Cheers for reading X

100 gift ideas to put in a kids christmas stocking

Hey readers,

I was thinking of some ideas as to what to buy for my kids for their Christmas stocking. I thought I would share some ideas that may be of use if you are stuck for ideas as to what to put in a Christmas stocking. 

 1. Playing cards.

2. Silly Putty. 

3. Facemask. 

4. Glow sticks. 

5. Glow in the dark stars. 

6. Mitton/gloves.

7. Nail stickers.

8. Puzzle books.

9. Mini flashlights. 

10. Key chain. 

11. Seed packets.

12. Booklight. 

13. Bookmark.

14. Finger paints.

15. Rubbers. 

16. Scented pencils.

17. Small notebook.

18. Kinetic sand.

19. Socks.

20. Sunglasses.

21. Scarf.

22. Small toy cars.

23. Rubik's cube.

24. Chalk.

25. Calculator.

26. Flashcards.

27. Tattoos. 

28.  Silly bands. 

29. Silly string.

30. Rubber duckies.

31. Lego mini-figures.

32. Stickers.

33. Bubbles.

34. Lip balm.

35. Small bottle of hand sanitizer.

36. Harmonica.

37. Wallet.

38. Slinky.

39. Tamagotchi.

40. Kinetic desk toys.

41. Fidget toy.

42. Hatching grow eggs.

43. Lego dot bracelet. 

44. Uno card game.

45. Walkie-talkies.

46. Toothbrush timer.

47. Toothbrush. 

48. Gel pens. 

49. Pencil case.

50. Oranges/apples.

51. Slime.

52. Chocolate coins. 

53. Chocolate Santa. 

54. Playdoh.

55. Kids jewellery. 

56. Nail polish.

57. Hair accessories. 

58. Kids watch.

59. Magic milked flavour straws. 

60. Pez dispensers. 

61. Silly straws.

62. Shower gel.

63. Bubble bath.

64. Christmas fun mad libs. 

65. Bicycle lights.

66. Headlamp.

 

67. Skipping rope. 

68. Water bottle.

69. A cup with a fun design that your kid likes. 

70. Magnifying glass. 

71. Instant snow in a jar. 

72. Mini scratch art notepads.

73. Colouring pens.

74. Liquid chalk markers. 

75. Washi tape.

76. Rubberband ball kit. 

77. A coin.

78. Snow globe.

79. Whoopee cushion.

80. Stress ball. 

81. Stuffed toy. 

82. Baking kit.

 

83. Sticky note pad. 

84. A mini etch-a-sketch.

85. Mini water pistol. 

86. Small spirograph.

87. Yo-yo.

88. Hot chocolate packet. 

89. Frisbee. 

90. Slap bracelet.

91. Marbles. 

92. Bath slime. 

93. Fart trumpet. 

94. Mental brain teaser game. 

95. Pass the pigs game. 

96. Fart card game.

97. Pop it. 

98. Mini lava lamp.

99. Binoculars.

100. Foil art. 

Cheers for reading X