Monday, 17 May 2021

Problems only bigger boobed women will understand

Hey readers,

I have a confession to make I hate my breasts because I am a bigger breast woman and the right pain in the back and not the fact that buying bras is a breast ache and having to get a bloody loan out to pain for them.

Problems only bigger boobed women will understand
Here are my reasons why big boobs suck!

1. They give you a backache and that kills, especially when you have to carry a child to bed in the evenings.

2. They are harder to finder and then become more expensive.

3.  No way would I suit a bralette, which is a shame as they are so God damn pretty.

4. I can't run As the boobies bounce everywhere so I may as well kiss goodbye if I want to run after that bus and accept that I am going to be late ;)

5. The prospect of going bra shopping sends you into a sweat and there is nothing worse than trying to find a size that actually fits you in a 'normal' shop.

 6. You dream of having the funds for breast reduction.

7. The pain of a button shirt and constantly having a gap there. You can't go out in public because you are scared your pop open.

7. What do my toes look like?!

8. You thought it was bad enough until you get pregnant and then they grow some.

9. In the summer you have under breast sweat....joy!

10. I hate having to wear a swimsuit because it never fits right and has a major fear of my boobies pop out in the swimming baths.

11. Can never wear anything backless.

12. Can't wear low tops without looking like a bag of s**t.

13. Never sleep on my stomach, I would never get any rest but pain.

14. I can never wear long necklaces because they make me feel self-conscious and worry they may go right in my cleavage.

Are you a bigger boobed woman? Can you relate to my points above? Love to hear your thoughts in the comment section down below. 


Cheers for reading X
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10 comments:

  1. I'm not a bigger boobed woman, but after having three children, they're ... saggier and I can relate to some of that <3 #4 and 7 made me laugh! Good luck dearest.

    Coming to you from the Monday Morning Blog Club link up <3

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  2. Oh yes I can relate to most of these!

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  3. I once spent a whole evening crying because I had lost a very precious necklace I was wearing. Found it when I got ready for bed in my cleavage! I hear ya! Thanks for linking up to #fortheloveofblog

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  4. Well I can't relate to any of this as my boobs are tiiiiiiiiny and I've spent half my life wishing they were bigger! I guess you can't win haha :) #fortheloveofblog

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    1. Popping back here - number 4 did make me chuckle :) Thanks so much for linking up at #KCACOLS :)

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  5. The biggest I have been is during pregnancy and breastfeeding! Sending love xx #fortheloveofblog

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  6. I'm not a bigger boobed woman & often wish I was, but I'm thinking twice after reading this! The pain sounds real! Thanks so much for linking up with #fortheloveofblog - hope to see you again next week!

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  7. As the President of the "Itty bitty titty club" until I was pregnant with my first, my sincerest apologies. I learned the woes of large breasts during that first, and all subsequent pregnancies and nursing journies. They just kept getting bigger :(. Now that all my kids are weaned, they shrank a bit, but still far larger than I was previously accustomed to. And I am not thrilled. Blessings on you! #KCACOLS

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  8. Yep, I relate to all of these points, especially the points about how clothes fit. I'd love to be able to wear something backless but I simply cannot go without a bra.

    Katrina x
    #KCACOLS

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  9. As someone with small ones, it's kind of comforting to hear about the downsides of bigger boobs, so I don't have to feel so envious :-) x #KCACOLS

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