Monday, 28 December 2020
Barbie is a k**b!
Wednesday, 16 December 2020
Things you can get away with because it's Christmas.
Hey readers, Christmas is a funny old time of year, everything that is 'normal' suddenly goes out of the window. Then it is replaced with temporary social rules that are seen as acceptable, whereas in any other situation that behaviour could be potentially frowned upon. Take alcoholic beverages for example, when it is Christmas you can get away with drinking any old time. It doesn't matter whether it is morning, midday or evening although, ideally people expect you to be sozzled by the time the Queen's speech is on. Any other time you of thinking of drinking alcohol during the day you would be labelled an alcoholic. What is it with chocolate at Christmas? You start Christmas day morning opening chocolate and then you just carry on nibbling away. This then results in your children bouncing off the walls with relatives telling you how to manage your children. That leads me nicely on to the next point of the fact, Christmas is all about stuffing your face with calorific food. It is alright at Christmas to have four meals with snacks in between. We are so overindulging in gluttony during this festive time that we forget about moderation and all the other 'messages' about eating healthy. Christmas time is all about what you can eat like a pig because no one bats an eyelid and in fact, those people are more likely to buy you some more chocolate as a present because you can not get enough sugar. Christmas is the time when the only numbers you have to worry about is when Eastenders is on. Forget about the calories during Christmas as it is a free calorie zone for the foreseeable few hours. No guilt what so ever about the telly being on all day long blasting out, it's socially acceptable during the Christmas period to watch TV for 10 hours if you please. How else are you going to get through the afternoon with granddad snoring in the chair and your children of their tits on sugar? Who needs routine when you can do as you please on this special day. Forget all about the rules and let's add disruption to the order of the day. Sit on your arse, watch TV, eat the mountain of chocolate with the drink in the hand at two in the afternoon and do SOD ALL. Why, because it's Christmas, you can be lazy and do nothing during the Christmas period. The main goal is to relax and make the most of it without the guilt, because who needs guilt on Christmas. You can wear pj's all day long if you desire without anyone passing judgement or calling you a chav/jobless scum of the earth. Because IT'S CHRISTMAS and the lazier you are better! For parents, you may secretly help the child with finishing the chocolate after boxing day as they can't live off the mountain of chocolate given from the grandparents. I suppose the best bet for a parent, like myself, is that I don't have to feel guilty about the indulgent food or the telly being on or even the fact I am looking at my phone too much. It is that one day that the rules can be broken and anything goes. Mummy guilt can fuck off for one day in the year, result! Cheers for reading X
Monday, 5 October 2020
50 Terribly British Quirks.
- Using the term poorly.
- The weather is one of the main topics of conversation.
- Saying sorry to something that has happened even though you haven't even done something wrong.
- Eating beans on toast.
- Shouting your welcome when someone doesn't thank you for something you have done for them.
- Finding a trolley in the supermarket you don't have to put a pound in.
- Rearranging cups with letters in the store to form a swear word such as twat.
- Complaining about how much Freddo chocolate costs.
- Fish and chips at the seaside.
- Dunking biscuits into your cup of tea.
- Eating after eights before eight.
- Exclaiming the idolism, "keep your hair on" with A strong accent.
- Crisp sandwiches.
- Clotted cream on a scone.
- Marmite.
- Biting the top of a walnut whip.
- Sitting upstairs at the front of a double-decker bus.
- Come dine with me on channel 4.
- Being annoyed at someone posh on The Antique Roadshow and finding out the item is worth thousands of pounds.
- Fish finger sandwiches.
- Arguing over the correct pronunciation of scone.
- A soggy bottom.
- Arguing over how tea should be done correctly.
- Grabbing a bargain.
- Chip butty.
- Overjoyed when the car park ticket machine is broke and the car park ticket is free.
- Warming your socks on the radiator before putting them on.
- Listening to the weather forecast.
- Socks with sandals.
- Queuing.
- Staying in your pyjamas all day.
- Stealing toiletries from the hotel you are staying at.
- Having hot chocolate with all the extras.
- Sneaking your favourite chocolate bar out of the tin before anyone else does at Christmas.
- A 99 ice cream.
- Eating Nutella out of the jar.
- Buying yourself flowers.
- Weird celebrity crushes.
- Doing multiple Buzzfeed quizzes.
- Eating the stash of sweets/chocolate that was Meant to be for the kids.
- Drinking juice directly from the carton.
- Watching Only Fools and Horses episode for the 1000th time.
- Watching dog and cat videos on youtube.
- chips and gravy.
- Ordering takeaway because you can't be bothered to cook.
- Proving your partner wrong about something.
- Eating cereal for dinner.
- Listening to cheesy pop.
- Watching day time tv when your ill such as This Morning, Bargain Hunt or Homes Under the Hammer.
- Having breakfast in bed.
Friday, 21 August 2020
Trends that should die now!
There are so many trends that come and go. Some better than others and some that should just die out now. So, here are my top 5 trends that I think are awful that need to go ASAP.
Watch out girls then is a returning trend that is coming this summer - underbun! If you have not heard of an underbun it is basically where you have such short shorts that your bottom slips out.
Now I don't care about flesh sharing but sometimes girls can show far too much for the eyes to see.


Wednesday, 12 August 2020
Observations of what happens in a heatwave
So let's look at my accurate portray of what it is like to experience going through a heatwave.
Don't they know these people outside having fun at bedtime hour makes this mama very, very angry?
Do you like the heatwave? Or like me too much sun makes me go a bit crazy? Love to hear your thoughts in the comments section down below.
Monday, 10 August 2020
Gummy bear show, but why oh why?!
If you haven't heard of it then I beg you do not Google it or else you will never erase that memory from your mind.

Well, my youngest absolutely loves the gummy bear song, it is dame awful. It involves the popular American sweet a gummy bear, bright green bear singing a dreadful song called I'm a gummy bear, yes I am a gummy bear.
The story is so silly and I quite like to punch the gummy bear in the face truth be told.
Ok, fair enough you have to earn the doh but you killing me slowly with getting my son hooked on it and that is all he ever wants to watch now. FML!
Thursday, 6 August 2020
Fat girl's problems in the heat
Going around shopping in Primark in the ridiculously overheated building with people trying to grab a bargain and your crack is sweating, sad times 😂 😅
Every time I come home from going out in the sunshine I need a shower as I am drenched from head to toe in sweat, forget a cold drink I need the cool water drip all over my body.
Because it is hot you don't wear a lot of clothes and you have to deal with the dilemma of being roasting with layers or haul saying F**k it and get your Wobbly arms out on full display.
Every fat girl's nightmare that is chub rub. If you have never heard of this term it is basically where your thighs rub together due to sweating and cause a fiction which later turns into a burn, joy!
Toying constantly with the idea of just being a vampire and stating hidden indoors with the blinds down all day long because going out in the boiling sunshine is a challenge in its self which makes you totally miserable. So, what is the point of being miserable and hot when you can stay at home and get through a ton of ice lollies in the shade?
6) Shower.
Feeling you may as well live in the shower to cool down with the constant amount of sweating that I do during the summertime.
Wednesday, 29 July 2020
Thoughts on In The Night Garden.
When you’re a parent you will end up watching kid’s programmes. You also get to think probably a bit too much about the programme itself. I know I have when I have watched In the Night Garden for the umpteenth time.
I find ITNG such an interesting show as there say many ‘interesting’ observations I have made that I need to share them with you. So, where better than on my blog.
I swear The Tombliboos house is made of pretzels.
Friday, 26 June 2020
My mummy pet hates
Now moving forward to the child age you may as well kiss goodbye to watching anything of your own during the day.
With our home now with two children and their noise and demands, you miss your programme anyway so you may as well just watch another God dame episode of Talking Tom.
Saturday, 6 June 2020
Little Miss Muffet (A Paraody).
Hello!
